Thanks * Ingy for Vroom::Vroom, what I used to create this slideshow * Ricardo SIGNES for CPAN::Mini * David Golden for CPAN::Reporter::Smoker and CPAN::Mini::Devel * David Westbrook for CPAN::Reporter::Smoker::Safer * Eric Wilhelm, gracious host of PDX.pm and prolific CPAN author * all the other CPAN authors whose work these modules depend on